I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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