jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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