I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
he was CRYING into my vagina
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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