At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
You can't special order awesome
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
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