brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
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Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
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I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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