Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
29 Frat Parties That Got Way Too Out Of Control
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
15 Ridiculous Ways Broke People Managed to Make a Buck
Of course I have a pirate flag
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday