didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
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