I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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