i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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