singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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