I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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