you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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