It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
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