Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?

(484): View more from Pennsylvania

A better fuck for starters.

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(907): View more from Alaska

i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....

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(214): View more from Texas

My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night

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(404): View more from Georgia

I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."

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(609): View more from New Jersey

So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....

(732): View more from New Jersey

This explains a lot.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.

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(847): View more from Illinois

Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.

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(470): View more from Georgia

You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.

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(770): View more from Georgia

I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that

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