What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
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He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
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Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.