She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
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Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
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just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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