Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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