Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
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can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
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I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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