she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
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when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
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I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
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