You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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