My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
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Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
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There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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