You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
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Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
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I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I need to align my fucking chakras
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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