Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I'm at about main and main street
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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