I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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