She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I would fuck him just for his dog
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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