i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
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Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
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I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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