Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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