brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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