its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
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I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
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I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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