I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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