i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
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I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
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I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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