Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
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You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
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Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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