just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
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See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
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Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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