Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
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Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
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Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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