I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
