lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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