ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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