I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
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The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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