home. puking in laundry basket.
time to smoke my breakfast
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Randomize
