Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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