Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
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