worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
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