I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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