Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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