Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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