i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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