And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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