so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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