I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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