so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
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i robbed the continental breakfast last night
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
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Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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