That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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