I hope mine doesn't look like that
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
