Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
This house was built for laser tag.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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