i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
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It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
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I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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