She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Randomize
