Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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